fumigaytion

The basement is being assaulted with toxic chemicals and I'm "strangely" okay with it.  I use strangely loosely because I'm pretty sure the poison is absorbing whatevers left of my brain mass and I starts to forgets words.

 Last night, invited old millionaire friend out to buy Carly and I drinks, which he did...too much, kissed him like I was like Rachel Zoe meeting Armani, (that's all you get clowns) then met up with the guy I dicked over, recieved an hour phonecall from the elusive "jamfan" and went on to receive retarded messages from....who will be my next blog star...just wait.  Presently sitting in a fume filled lagoon waiting for my knight in shining armor to fulfill my ultimatum which I'm assuming he won't.  Why are guys so fucking stupid. I'm serious.