There will be blood.

Ever found blood splattered on your wall and confusion coupled with concern was your initial reaction?  This morning I discovered what looked like had been slung, teaspoon of blood on my walls.  I could have been more surprised but the last thing I remembered from the night prior was awarding myself 117 points in a round of Scrabble verse my sister.  After further investigation, I found an extension of the murder scene on the sheets of my bed under my pillows.  Disregarding my findings, I went to my sister's room for breakfast and the morning after wtf happened newsletter.  She wasn't sure either but then I asked her if there was something of a cut or bruise on my throbbing elbow.  There was.  Culprit found.  How it happened you ask?  Between this elbow....and God.